My Tweets For The Week

  • Years ago there was a meme about finding google search terms that returned only one result. I just found one! #
  • Too tired to concentrate now, been a long day. Time to shut up shop and try to disengage brain before bed. #
  • I have a clever wife. She's off to Canberra today and leaving me at home with kids who were awake around 5. #
  • Adobe support "Click on the Deactivate option". Me : "There is no Deactivate option.". Rinse and repeat for 10 minutes now. #
  • Creating system image of the new PC now it's all been set up. #
  • "If we're going to die let's die looking like a Peruvian folk band." Ponchos are cool. #
  • Instagram for Android 'eh? Let's see what all the fuss is about. #
  • Moo http://t.co/Gwk16UHF #
  • Twins http://t.co/XS2Et58J #
  • Lego Time Again http://t.co/W101DNVz #
  • Making The Most Of The Indian Summer http://t.co/OOPJlOvB #
  • Watching Moo and Bert play footy in the backyard is one of the funniest things I have seen in years. #
  • The footy players. http://t.co/ZLVtqWGM #
  • Ooh, that's going to hurt tomorrow. @jetts247 #
  • 10 minutes wrestling with the wrapping on the paper. It's going to be one of those days. #
  • Must be more burning off today, smoke smell is really strong outside. #
  • Dear almost all other residents of my street. Bring your bins in, on a public holiday collection is next day of the week, including Sat. #
  • I think I'm now the only person on the street who hasn't put their bins out. #
  • Live Screamadelica, perfect music for a perfect afternoon. #
  • No emails or phone calls since lunch – has everyone left for the weekend already? #
  • Last bbq for the season. Even broke out the barbie light. http://t.co/ro22yfq5 #
  • Stupid lower back, can't even sit up straight to do stretches. #
  • Just realised we spent a small fortune at @tacobill tonight and weren't given any scratchies. Sigh. #firstworldproblem #
  • Bit scared the neighbour's recent DIY is about to rip itself apart and come hurtling over the fence. #prayingforawindchange #
  • For Sale. One teenager who needs to be dropped off at work at 6.30 on a Saturday morning. Yawn. #
  • Channel 7 commentators, your 'humour' sounds terribly forced. Stuck to analysis, please. #
  • Two games on at the same time, only one Foxtel… #
  • Better be quick if you want hot cross buns from Coles Derrimut. #
  • Embarrassed for GWS, and that's coming from a Tigers support. #
  • And slippers make their first appearance for the year. #

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My Tweets For The Week

  • 25 minutes at @jetts247 gym #it #039;sastart #betterthannothing #
  • What on earth is an 'orwil' strip? #
  • Ah Mr Henry. When the pretty girls call to you to chase then you should go chase them, not cling tighter to your dad. http://t.co/kwFCklFt #
  • BBC – Doctor Who – First Preview of the New Series! http://t.co/KeCSPXjq #
  • What the!?!? My work PC has just BSOD twice. Maybe it knows I asked for a quote for a new system last week. Glad I did that now though. #
  • Come on @metrotrains you've made a mistake regarding the RSL. Let them sell for as long as they need. #
  • More doctor's appointments, and this one included a flu shot. #
  • Can smell smoke in the air. #
  • Ugh. Aches and pains this morning. Not sure if it's the gym or flu shout. #
  • Personal trainer? More like personal torturer. After 40 years of neglect though my body probably has the right to complain. #
  • Well, so far so good, I can walk… #
  • Started Photoshop on new and old PC at same time. New one was ready to edit before the splash screen had appeared on the old. #
  • Fantastic transfer of backups between computers with @crashplan Just one click and backups continued without a pause. Great job Crashplan. #
  • Never noticed that before. Playing a song in Windows Media Player. Start up Media Center and it appears as 'Now Playing'. #
  • Getting a little excited about heading in to the G tonight. It's been way too long. #
  • Richmond lose the opening game, sun rises in the east… #
  • Tired, sore and cranky. That's me. #
  • Moo is still keeping the faith @Richmond_FC . #gotiges http://t.co/eI3okVg2 #
  • I note that the @Richmond_FC players have been all but silent on Twitter today. #
  • "I'd do this with a protest in the room!". Quote of the night to Rae. #
  • It was actually "I'd do this with a priest in the room.". Quote of the night to Rae. #
  • So Collingwood, how's that 'let's sack a premiership winning coach' plan going? #
  • No training session today thanks to (unrelated) twinging back. Will mow the lawns instead. #
  • Lawns done, weeds sprayed. 24 hours until next punishment session with trainer so I'm off to do anything that involves bending while I can. #
  • I like the scores overlaid on the ground on the Foxtel broadcast. #
  • Smoke detector batteries done, air con vents shut, manual clocks reset. Roll on winter. #
  • Feel so good after stretches this morning I can't believe I head back to agony this afternoon. #
  • A bit of Sunday morning Star Wars never hurt anyone. #
  • Never noticed before but the trenches in the death star look like the 3d buildings in Google Maps. #
  • Bert is concerned for ask the people on the Death Star when it blows up. #
  • Wow, now that workout was fantastic, sure I will hurt a little tomorrow but that was great. #

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My Tweets For The Week

  • Oh no! I thought school photos were Wed, but they are today. #
  • Wow. @abcdigmusic are playing 'World (The Price Of Love)' by New Order. Fantastic choice that I haven't heard in years. #
  • It's rather crass having ads for sports betting in front of the video story on the death of Jim Stynes. Poor form @theage #
  • Council are trimming the trees in our street – about time, you can't walk along the footpath. #
  • While we're at it I wonder why we're the only street in our development with this sort of tree. #annoyingfallingleaves #
  • Died Pretty "D.C". @abcdigmusic is worth the price of any DAB+ radio alone. #
  • Just saw The Apprentice UK is back in two days time, can't wait. #yeslordsugar #
  • Back in Werribee for more tests. Maybe I should just move here. #
  • Sitting with no shirt on covered in sticky dots. Ah the dignity. #
  • So * that's * why they call it a stress test. #
  • Jason Akermanis, crawl back under the rock you came from and never come out again. #
  • Odd Facebook looks like it's just lost the last 4 hours or so of updates in my news feed. #
  • Think I may have finally solved my crackling/popping sound issue…fingers crossed. #
  • Over the moon The Apprentice is back. Lesson from episode 1: keep your mouth shut. #yeslordsugar #
  • Guilty pleasure, Transvision Vamp 'Velveteen' #
  • My two boys happily building Lego together on a Saturday morning. You can't ask for much more from life. #

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My Tweets For The Week

  • Oh no! I thought school photos were Wed, but they are today. #
  • Wow. @abcdigmusic are playing 'World (The Price Of Love)' by New Order. Fantastic choice that I haven't heard in years. #
  • It's rather crass having ads for sports betting in front of the video story on the death of Jim Stynes. Poor form @theage #
  • Council are trimming the trees in our street – about time, you can't walk along the footpath. #
  • While we're at it I wonder why we're the only street in our development with this sort of tree. #annoyingfallingleaves #
  • Died Pretty "D.C". @abcdigmusic is worth the price of any DAB+ radio alone. #
  • Just saw The Apprentice UK is back in two days time, can't wait. #yeslordsugar #
  • Back in Werribee for more tests. Maybe I should just move here. #
  • Sitting with no shirt on covered in sticky dots. Ah the dignity. #
  • So * that's * why they call it a stress test. #
  • Jason Akermanis, crawl back under the rock you came from and never come out again. #
  • Odd Facebook looks like it's just lost the last 4 hours or so of updates in my news feed. #
  • Think I may have finally solved my crackling/popping sound issue…fingers crossed. #
  • Over the moon The Apprentice is back. Lesson from episode 1: keep your mouth shut. #yeslordsugar #
  • Guilty pleasure, Transvision Vamp 'Velveteen' #
  • My two boys happily building Lego together on a Saturday morning. You can't ask for much more from life. #

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My Tweets For The Week

  • Celebrating our first vomit free night in over a week. #
  • Home made coffee and pancakes for a holiday breakfast, great start. http://t.co/Q5YsWY5F #
  • How many more coffees can I get away with before I have to go and start the lawns? Running out of paper to read too. #
  • First part done, lawns cut right back, now off to Bunnings to get the supplies for part 2. #
  • Prep done for Part 2, quick wash of the car and on we go. #
  • Busy day but lawns have been done and new seed put down. Fingers crossed the weather gods are kind. #
  • Rae cooked a perfect roast tonight, fantastic way to finish a long weekend. #
  • Total victory – The Bug claims Phee on her birthday. We all feel doubly sorry for her because we know what the next 24 hours holds. #
  • Oh dear. Just heard Moo tell H "Put your bloody arm off the chair". Will go and have a chat about appropriate language once I stop laughing. #
  • Grrr. Stuffed up a project for a client today, now have to fix it up first thing in the morning. How can tomorrow be going wrong already? #
  • Woo Hoo, first National Geographic of my subscription just arrived in the post. #
  • Man. @7NewsMelbourne should be ashamed for giving that quack any air time at all. #
  • Rain and warmth is most welcome, grow little grass seeds, grow! #
  • Well done @Richmond_FC , fantastic news on re-signing Dimma. #gotiges #
  • That downpour lasted exactly as long as it takes to run from the classroom to the car. How did they time that? #
  • Sharing a dozen oysters with Rae, now that's a way to start the weekend. #
  • Argh. Just saw a photo on Facebook of a roller skating rink and now it's killing me – what was the name of the rink in Shepp? #
  • Seems like it's point kicking practice for @Richmond_FC this afternoon. #gotiges #
  • Much excitement – new grass growth from the seed sown last week. It was the perfect week of rain and warmth. #
  • Interesting that there are for dads here with their kids at the park, no mums in sight. #
  • Dads day at the park. http://t.co/iDwaEIPO #
  • "four" dads. #

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My Tweets For The Week

  • One exhausted boy curled up in our bed. A day recuperating and he should be fine for school tomorrow. #
  • Morning coffee not so good this morning so it's time for a very rare lunch time coffee. #
  • Bert watching Doctor Who. Can hear him calling "Donna, don't go in there, Donna!" #likefatherlikeson #
  • Tonight's bedtime battle was fought on two fronts. Oh so exhausting. #
  • Too many new things to learn – my brain hurts. #
  • Most productive day in ages. Broke the back of a monster project, more sorted out and invoicing done. Not bad for a Tuesday. #
  • Thought this track sounded like Risky Business. Tangerine Dream 'Love On A Real Train' has made my day. Thanks @abcdigmusic #
  • Any chance you could tell your kid to stop ripping up that tape and get him to pick up the mess he just made? #thoughtnot #
  • Summer really was in a hurry to get away this year. #
  • And this morning's vomiting child sweepstakes winner is….Kennedy Malloy! Midnight to five thirty. Long day ahead. #
  • Wondering if Rae will fall asleep on the train this morning. #
  • She's one tough chick. Moo at kinder now, and danced her way in. #
  • You know those catering vans that go around to larger business/worksites/factories? Reckon I could get one to drop my place right now? #
  • Today seems to be a 'let's call Tony about our web site' day. #
  • I was just given 'A Bad Idea I'm About to Do: True Tales of Seriously Poor Judgment and Stunningly.. via @amazonkindle http://t.co/bS9ZTGrl #
  • Argh. No Weetbix! Coffee for breakfast until I can get to Coles. #
  • Gone retro, listened to a CD in the car on the way to this appointment. #
  • Spotted two hipsters in Derrimut. Poor things, they must be so lost and scared. Didn't want to startle them though by offering help . #
  • Oh dear. The Bug looks to have claimed poor Rae now. Please Bug, stay away from me, I have too much to get done. #
  • Wow, according to @7NewsMelbourne Derrimut is one of the hottest suburbs in Melbourne for property. #
  • And that would be the bug hitting me. Oh boy I've seen where this goes and I'm not looking forward to it. Not good to have both parents out. #
  • For you own safety I'd just stay completely clear of Derrimut. This is not pleasant. #
  • Ooh good, now Henry. #
  • Rae and I absolutely smashed. Moo and Henry a little bit better. #
  • Ah, the amazing restorative power of water crackers and dry ginger are. Slept all day, 24 later I may be back on the road to being human. #
  • Pre-season? Who cares! Go the Mighty Tigers!! #gotiges #
  • Just when we think we're safe Henry recreates a scene from The Exorcist in the kid's toilet. #willthisneverend #

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My Tweets For The Week

  • Wow, boys are still asleep. Think we may be a little late for kinder today. If they need sleep there's no way I'm waking them. #
  • Lots of sirens out there, wonder what's going on. #
  • Poor Mr Henry is croaking like a frog. http://t.co/t5K7lZsP #
  • Hubble bubble…it's dinner. http://t.co/w7dkZpnn #
  • Working outside, rain on the tin roof is deafening so may have to head back in. Hope Rae isn't caught in this on her way home. #
  • I hate it when any of the kids are sick. Poor Mr Henry is not having a good night. #
  • Footy day at school. Bert convinced he will be the only TIger. Sea of Bulldogs walking through the gates but I did spot one more Tiger boy. #
  • Why didn't I install Visio with office, this download is taking forever. #
  • Happy Leap Day. May Leap Day William turn all your tears to candy. #
  • Mr H has croup. Now have some medication to knock the symptoms on the head and he gets a bonus day of dvds in bed. #
  • Toy Story 2 on the big telly is working its magic on Mr H right now. #
  • What the heck (as Mr H would say). Just found an envelope with a cheque in it! #
  • Saved on our health (with better cover) and car insurance but AAMI is still, surprisingly, our best bet for home and contents. #
  • Just had two police knock on the front door. Thankfully wrong address! Two cars have been up the street for a couple of hours now. #
  • Just installed @icetv on the media PC and on my phone. Wow. Love the remote recording capability. #
  • And N.O Day dawns. Today I finally get to see my all time favorite band, New Order, live. Looking forward to a fine time…. #
  • Argh, too much to get today so I won't get to play with Windows 8. #
  • Argh, isn't it tonight yet!? #
  • Tickets in wallet, can't really concentrate on anything now. #
  • Support are on. Position staked. Now for the waiting. #
  • Home from New Order sensational concert, way too weird to sleep now. #
  • Wired! I meant too wired to sleep. #
  • Not quite firing on all cylinders this nothing. Calling on caffeine to come to the rescue. #
  • Oh boy, this is not a good morning to have your server lock up. #
  • Fantastic support from Net Logistics, highly recommended for your VPS needs. #
  • I seem to have spent most of the day with a cat attached to my lap. #
  • And he's the pic I meant to attach. http://t.co/O1auV0aD #
  • Going to Taco Bill and not having nachos seems sorta wrong. #
  • Poor Bert had been vomiting since last night, major plan revisions for today now. Just hoping whatever it is doesn't spread to the others. #
  • Thought Bert had turned the corner but he just proved ne wrong in the most spectacularly manner. #noschooltomorrow #hopeitdoesn'tspread #
  • Bert still not the best, hoping for improvement and some sleep for all of us tonight. #

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My Tweets For The Week

  • Monday morning, must be specialist appointment time. #
  • Lady just day down next to me in waiting room wearing a perfume a girlfriend wore in late 80s. Wow, amazing how scent can take you back. #
  • Flashback may be assisted by the salmon colour scheme in the room. #
  • My trusted Galaxy S just died. Sigh. On the plus side my replacement Galaxy Nexus should arrive soon. #
  • Oh, hello Nokia. We meet again. Don't get comfortable though, your time here will be strictly limited. #
  • Worse. Sleep. Ever. Careful kids, dad has his cranky pants on today. #
  • Seriously. There is not enough coffee in the world to get me through today. * clunk – head hits desk * #
  • Confused. So out of it but managed to read the paper, get two loads of washing on, kids organised and Bert to school early. #
  • Very impressed, mother in law carries around a spare Android phone in her car boot. #
  • Huge thanks to Zita for loaning me her old Galaxy S. I feel whole again. #
  • Odd. Windows just popped up a message saying my (genuine) Windows install was not genuine. Wonder what caused that. #
  • I. Need.My. New. Coffee. Machine. (Yes, Need) Just deliver it today and nobody gets hurt… #
  • Happiness is a new coffee machine. http://t.co/o0nZlnLN #
  • Not the best of nights in many ways. Let myself down, let kids down, kids let us down. Will try to make tomorrow a better day. #
  • Tracking two deliveries on the web. When will they have live GPS tracking of parcels… #
  • My glasses are 'On For Delivery' but the city is Wollongong. Wonder where they are. As I have a doc appt soon they must be in Melb. #
  • What happened to the computer parts ads in the GG? #
  • Knew I should have called in advance to see if the doctor was running on time. #
  • HAH! I knew it, delivery guy came while I was the doctors! #
  • Doctor tells me to go home and lie down all afternoon and then come back this evening for more tests. Yeah, right, like that's an option. #
  • Oh god, in Melbourne IT support hell on behalf of a client. #
  • Been on hold for half an hour now – 15 minutes ago I was told I next in line. I hate having to call Melbourne IT #
  • Back at the doctor. They'll be giving me my own room before too long. #
  • 7.30 and all the young ones are still asleep. Not game to leave the bedroom in case I wake them.They've needed a sleep like this for ages. #
  • My new phone is in FedEx's Derrimut facility. Would prefer it to be in my Derrimut house. #
  • My new Nexus just arrived (it's a basic pleasure model.) Thanks @Kogan for a great deal and speedy delivery. http://t.co/Ox3IMohM #
  • You have to be kidding. @melbourneit why does it take up to 72 hours to email me the domain password? #
  • Wondering if commercial networks will lead with Nixon our Rudd. #tossofacoin #itsmelbournesonixon #
  • Just changed our health insurer. The things you do on a hot summer afternoon. #
  • I don't want to create a $#$% account, I just want to buy the font! #
  • Just listened to Rae's presentation for tomorrow. The attendees are in for a treat. #
  • Looking at the radar there's a tiny gap between two big storm cells. We're right in that gap – can see clouds to my left and to my right. #
  • Woo Hoo! I'm an anecdote! #

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My Tweets For The Week

  • Nice walk around the oval at Brimbank Park after dropping off the kids this morning. Unusual way for me to start the week. #
  • Watching Jarvis Cocker on http://t.co/FAClACsH. http://t.co/z2kBKzoC while I work. #
  • Slightly tempted to keep Freddy's mo… #
  • Oh. Dear. My main PC appears not to want to start. This is not a good thing. #
  • Huh, hey, what? Who went and changed Twitter on me? #
  • Not often you get to say how much you like your mortgage holder. Thanks ME Bank. http://t.co/UyJiKHS5 #
  • Today's Moo Meltdown(tm) brought to you by I Can't Find My Sandle And I Want To Wear My Boots Even Thought It's Going To Be Over 30 Outside #
  • Trying to cut costs by reviewing all of our insurance premiums. Fun way to spend an afternoon. #
  • Looking at moving home and contents from AAMI, any suggestions? #
  • Facebook seems all over the place today. Posts go up, then missing. Now my most recent posts are from three days ago. Odd. #
  • Door shut on the bedroom as Rae is giving it a makeover. #
  • It appears The Leather Doctor is making a house call to our new neighbours. Wonder what the rebate is on that. #
  • Came in for Bert's assembly today. Should be renamed Fidget Time. #
  • Wlll #foxfooty has started broadcasting, see you in October. #
  • Loving the HD broadcast on @FOXFOOTY #
  • That was a pretty good practice game, impressed with the Tigers effort there. #
  • Best thing was probably Maric's mullet. A Tiger legend is born. #
  • Tigers only 2 points down. I think I'll turn the telly off now and go to bed and count it as a moral victory. #
  • Ah, Buddy Franklin – he's no Richy Tambling #
  • GO THE MIGHTY TIGERS!!!!! #
  • Very impressed with @FOXFOOTY broadcast tonight. Slick, professional, hd, live – free to air should take note of how it should be done. #
  • BBQ cooked and cleaned, that's it for the evening for me. Early night to try and get some energy back for tomorrow. #
  • Rae off on adventure with the twins and Phee at work. Me at home looking after a poorly Bert. #
  • Seems nothing picks you up quicker than being able to lie in Mum and Dad's bed and watch Who Framed Roger Rabbit. #
  • Good soundtrack for Sunday morning work from @abcdigmusic, including 'Sunday Morning'. #
  • Phee singing a Spice Girls song. Stops and says "I love singing, even if it's really old." #

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My Tweets For The Week

  • Waiting on a delivery. Any bet it will come during the ten minutes it will take me to pick up the twins… #
  • Made it home just in time to catch the delivery guy. #
  • Back in the land of laser printers again after a flirtation with ink. It's wireless and duplex, very nice. #
  • Not sure why but today I decided to use Windows Media Player for music instead of ITunes. #livingontheedge #soundsexactlythesameregardless #
  • I really should have listened to 'Get Ready' more, it's a great album. #
  • Kids first full day at kinder today. I'm expecting two very tired twins this evening. #
  • OneNote, one of @Microsoft best apps that no one knows about, is now available for Android. Go, download it now. #
  • Re-reviewing our hospital cover. So many options my head is spinning. #
  • Bugger. The freezer in the garage became unplugged over night. Lost a bit but thankfully fully packed drawers were still frozen solid #
  • No lolly teeth at either Coles or IGA. What is the world coming to? #
  • I feel like I'm back in 1986, this costume (in so many ways) rocks. #
  • I'd feel a lot better if Rae and Phee would stop laughing at my mustache though. #

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