What’s That Smell?

Burst Water Main.jpgWhat is that smell?

Oh, it may be me.

After a leisurely sleep in this morning it was time for a shower. Or to go to the loo. Or have a drink. Or get the clothes in to the washing machine. Or to go up the street and get a coffee.

The thing is that all of these activities require water; and we ain’t got no water.

A burst water main means this is going to be a very smelly street for another three hours on this sunny Sunday morning. There’s a large number of people standing outside their houses in dressing gowns looking at the water in the gutter. Just like we did, and to prove it here’s some of the water that should be in our house, but instead is outside our house.

And in a busy morning in our street they’re removing asbestos sheeting from a shop awning at the other end.

Asbestos Removers and Awning Dismantlers

And I’ve been thinking – what this city needs is one FM band broadcast locally, sort of like the tourist FM frequencies you see when driving around, that can be used to let you know when stuff like this happens. Switching to ‘Inconvenience FM’ would be a whole lot handier than doing the phone menu shuffle to eventually talk to a stressed guy called Andrew whose quiet Sunday morning at work has suddenly been thrown out the window, or more likely washed down the gutter.

It’s Next Year Already

Oh I?m sad. After a season where my Tigers finished on the bottom of the ladder, we lost 14 games in a row (most of which I sat through, at least until hald way through the final quarter) and there was nothing but misery being associated with the Yellow and Black I?m already looking forward to 2005.

I was talking to the membership department today about moving our reserved seats to a more Tiger supporter rich area. When told the position of our new seats (right on the wing, 7 rows from the front) my stomach did a little excited flip at the thought of heading off there.

I need help. I really do.

She’s My Geek

Well, Phee recently moved on from CD’s to the radio. She has her own, um, we once called them boom boxes or ghetto blasters (what the hell are they called now?) in her room and up until recently it was CD after CD after CD.

Now she’s discovered the radio and has settled, unprompted, on her station of choice.

The station being Triple J. Sure, it’s only a former shadow of it’s former wondrous self but given the alternatives she’s done well.

She’s my geek, and I’m proud of her.

The Good Pen Project, Pt II

Well, it worked for a while. A couple of years ago I bought a Good Pen to try and stop the eternal problem of losing pens and biros. Everything went well until the other day when the clip broke off, leaving a lovely jagged edge. Jagged pen edges and pants, skin, PDAs, mobile phones, just about anything really, don’t get on so today I continue The Good Pen Project.

Introducing The Good Pen, V2. It’s not engraved yet, that’s tomorrow’s project.

The Good Pen 2

Still couldn’t write neatly to save myself though.

Take One Hill Daily

When I saw the doc recently he told me I have to exercise; fair enough, I agree. One thing he said stuck in my head, “if you find a good hill, go up it twice.”

Living in The Worlds Flattest City that can be a tough ask and up until tonight I’ve been finding a good flat bit and doing it thrice. But no more. After realising there was a convenient back entrance to Newport Lakes not too far away I headed off, found a suitably steep grade and proceeded to march up, scurry back down and march up again. This I repeated until I couldn’t stand. I don’t know how good this will be for my heart but I can tell you my legs aren’t happy with me.

Tomorrows exercise will be tackling the jungle that should be our lawn.

Father’s Day

If you’re wondering who that freshly shaved, nice smellin well entertained guy who just walked by is, it’s me.

I had a wonderful Father’s day, not a sock or jock in site. Fantasticly wonderful smelling shaving gear, bath foam (from the school stall) and two great DVDs, one of which, Auto Focus, we’ve just watched.

Great day, wonderful family. I’m smiling.

Wrap It Up

After a lovely walk in the sunshine with Phee I realised I have the power to see in to the past.

I can picture it now.

Some time in the mid 50’s, a car chugs up the road and stops. It’s a warm day, the man stepping out of the car has his white shirt sleeves rolled up. He tugs on his braces, moving them so the are comfortable as he looks up the street. He grabs his leather bag, flicks his hat on to his head and steps on to the footpath.

“Today, I’m going to make enough to retire.” he thinks to himself.

And I’m pretty sure he did for the blocks around our place are surely the cladding capital of the universe.