Author: awmalloyadmin

So, Saddam was captured in ‘Operation Red Dawn’. Still no word on the outcomes of Operations Dirty Dancing and Point Break.

After a long, hot, lazy, boozy Sunday afternoon we want pizza; only thing is after demolishing a bottle of champagne each, along with some beers and red, neither of us can hop behind the wheel of a car.

It’s time to teach the seven year old how to drive.

I read This is Broken On a daily basis, gets me thinking about usability and user centered design issues. I sent something in a couple of months ago and had forgotten all about it until this morning.

Now showing : This Is Broken – My Contribution

The top three redhead cartoon characters.

3. Ariel from The Little Mermaid

2. Jessica Rabbit

1. Kim Possible

Any day in which :

you and your gal don’t go to work

you sleep in

have muffins for breakfast

complete every last drop of Christmas shopping

go to the movies and see a good film

discover a great new noodle place in your neighbourhood

get High Society on DVD

get to make your own coffee at your local cafe

eat so much you don’t worry about planning dinner

and get to watch a DVD in the evening

has to be classed as a pretty good day.

Regular readers of this, and Rae’s, blog may have figured out we like our movies. If you want to see exactly what movies we like you can now check out the contents of our DVD collection online.

Any ones that aren’t really cool obviously belonged to Rae.

Mum always said I should have been an accountant ’cause I have a good head for numbers so maybe if I start now I should have the whole team list memorised by next season.

Then again she may have meant something else entirely.

Tonight the Combined Idiot Foundation of Newport (ie the neighbours) were smoking themselves to death outside my window and commenting on how they were trying to get people to come back each year to look at their Las Vegas impersonation tack-a-rama light display by adding new ‘features’ (as it is if they add any more they will need their own substation). They then complained how one bulb had knocked out half their display when it blew.

They really should learn how to whisper.

Seeing as the fairly-light fairy has skipped over our place I got to thinking we should do our own display . Why not draw some inspiration from a Christmas classic; letters a metre high that spell out ‘BAH, HUMBUG’ would do nicely.

I used ICQ a few years ago but haven’t been IM’ing for ages. Today I got around to setting up a Windows/MSN Messenger account so if you’re online I’m awmalloy @ hotmail . com

Anyone remember the few paragraphs I wrote that were the start of a story I will never write?

Well, I’ve written the next few paragraphs.