Little Did She Realise

Last day of holidays today so Rae, Stink and I headed off down to Geelong for a spot of lunch, a stroll in the sun along the beach then a walk back along the edge of town.

Rae, foolish girl she is (ha!), thought it was my idea for a lovely way for the family to spend a glorious Autumn day together.

She should have checked the footy schedule.

Is it just a coincidence that the Tigers take on Geelong next Saturday and could my real motivation have been to dig up some dirt in an effort to get my boys over the line?

She’ll never know if you don’t tell her.

I Want A New Mother

That’s it. I’m want a new mum. One who doesn’t hit me during the football, one who can see her team is a group of thugs, one who has the good grace not to support a winning team, one who doesn’t drag my daughter in to barracking for The Dark Side and one who doesn’t tap me on the shoulder as she sings her victory song, twice, and with great gusto. I guess she shouldn’t mind me being a bad sport too.

Of course the new mum will have to bake and bring cakes to the footy like my old mum.

At least my ‘nucks went 2-1 in the first round of the playoffs against the Flames in Cow Town. Yet again sporting salvation from half a world away.

Bloody Tigers.

Why I Love My Gal

Tonight I put the car under the carport when I got home as it looked like rain. Rather than have Rae get home, hop out of her car, move mine, drive through the carport, park her car in the garage and then move mine back in I SMS’d her the following:

“Give me two rings and I will move the car.”

Her reply via SMS:

“Give me two rings and I will say yes.”

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is a perfect example of why I love my gal.

Why?

Why didn’t some one tell me how cool whipper snippers are a long long time ago?

Sporting Conciliation

I have to go to the other side of the world to get some sporting conciliation, but when I do it’s huge.

The mighty Canucks made it in to the playoffs yesterday and in the process managed to clinch the division title for the first time in 11 years, ending Colorado’s 10 year reign at the top. There was much dancing around the house in jubilation.

Bring on the first round of the playoffs, Calgary will hopefully be our first victim on the road to the Cup.

The Big Men Fly And The Big Men Fall

Here we go again.

Saying Richmond has problems is possibly the understatement of the year. Last night we had our strongest team possible on the field, we were coming off a wonderful first round win and the club was not the centre of the football media spotlight for the first time in a fortnight. We were playing an opposition that had been in crisis, who had been thumped the week before and who we had defeated the previous five times we met.

All of this, of course, counted for nothing on the night.

I don’t mind that we lost, I guess I’ve grown accustomed to that, but it’s how we lost. It was an insipid, uninspired non attempt at playing football that nearly every man who had the honour of wearing the yellow and black last night should be ashamed of. It was frustrating to see them lose the physical attack on the ball, the drive to be first at the contest, the ability to pick a player and to watch them fall back on old ways (heads down, aimless running, poor skills, poor selection) just three minutes in to the game and three goals down.

Tigers are meant to fight and fight and win.

It’s only two games in but we all know what’s coming at Tigerland, and it ain’t gonna be pretty.