Preparing The Beachead

I’m preparing the Aussie beachead for the invasion of British Sea Power. Yep, thanks to BBC 6 Music, I’ve found a band I really want to listen to. Only problem is their CD isn’t available in Australia so it’s off to Ebay to pick up a copy.

They have some songs to download (see Childhood Memories and The Lonely), so if you can imagine Joy Division crossed with Badly Drawn Boy and Morrissey you’ll love ’em. To give you a taste of their style their debut album is entitled ‘The Decline of British Sea Power’ (buy at amazon | buy at amazon UK).

Don’t Mess With Us

Or this is what the result can look like :

Karma

That’s what Mr-I’m-18-And-Indestructible did to his car, his second round of damage in a fortnight. No insurance either.

(Check below if you have no idea what I’m on about)

Limitations

Just to prove that there are limitations to a computer’s guessing ability.

I was looking at the Pet Shop Boys album Disco 3 on Amazon today when one of their ‘I can guess what you want’ ads caught my eye.

Customers interested in Pet Shop Boys may also be interested in:

Pet Shops
Yellow Pages – Australia wide list Search by state, city & suburb
www.yellowpages.com.au

It’s cool that it realises I’m in Aus but I’m not sure there’s that much of a connection between chair dancing to one of your favourite bands and buying a dog. Then again it may be clever than I thought.

Things You Learn From Rae When She Is Asleep

I learnt two things last night from Rae as she slept, and this knowledge is perhaps best passed on by reproducing the discussions.

1 – Monkeys Drive Taxis.

R : “Pay the taxi driver.”
A : “Sorry Hon?”
R : “Pay the taxi driver, pay the monkey.”

Apparently beach side resorts now employ monkeys to drive taxis. You have been warned.

2 – Witches Like Football

R : “Get the chairs off the roof.”
A : “Why?”
R : ” The football. So we can watch the football on the television.”
A : “Okay, I’ve got the chairs off the roof.”
R : “Good, ’cause the witches are here.”
A : “Why do the witches want to watch the football?”
R : “Because they have broomsticks.”

So, witches like watching football because they have broomsticks. You have been warned.