Will Someone Kindly Move The Elephant

It’s almost midnight, way past my bedtime on a week night and I can’t sleep even though I feel like death warmed up.

I feel terrible, this cold has kicked in and when I lie down I can’t breathe – it feels like there’s an elephant sitting on my chest. My head is spinning and every muscle I possess is aching.


I wonder if my elephant is any relation to those Rae talks about in her sleep.

I also wonder if Vicks will take care of my nocturnal pachyderm?

2 Replies to “Will Someone Kindly Move The Elephant”

  1. I am feeling a small amount of guilt for telling Keith you weren’t all that sick. That and also I am not sure that I didn’t wish it upon through all our joking about sick leave. Hope you are OK soon Yoda.

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