3 Replies to “I Can Afford An Expensive Car So Rules Don’t Apply”

  1. *Because* they have an expensive car, they can’t afford to dress well, or eat decent food. All their money goes to holding onto the car.


  2. That’s why I used to carry whiteboard markers in my bag. That would have been a perfect opportunity to write (backwards) on the windscreen: “You can afford lessons in how to park your ugly Mercedes.”

    Mind you, I’ve parked like that at shopping centres and other places but it was in the middle of the day and NO other traffic around and I was back in five seconds.

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