Rob, bother-in-law extraordinaire, did a walk through of the neighbours house.
We aren’t surprised – they have a water bed. Yep. It’s octagonal. With a radio built in to the bed head. And a salmon coloured crushed velvet cover.
Now that’s class only money can buy.
Oh dear… Lovely brother, definitely not bothersome.
After I give you this extraordinary news, the truth about what you think of me comes out. Don’t worry, I won’t ‘bother’ you again.