Happy Birthday

Things I Didn’t Get This Morning For My Birthday

My own tropical island
My own battleship
A hovercraft to drive to work in
My own harem of redheaded super models
A surprise deposit in my bank account of $1,000,000
A working TARDIS

The Thing I Did Get That More Than Makes Up For Missing Out On The Above

The complete first series of Twin Peaks on DVD!

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