I Can Afford An Expensive Car So Rules Don’t Apply
Posted by Tony on Wednesday, May 7, 2008 · 3 Comments
Daniel has spotted a couple of inconsiderate idiots of late so I thought I’d join in.
Obviously because the drive of UZA 078 can afford an expensive car he or she doesn’t have to obey the parking rules. One question though – if they can afford this car why are they eating lunch at McDonalds?
And why do people who drive cars worth tens of thousands or hundreds of thousands of dollars dress so badly?
*Because* they have an expensive car, they can’t afford to dress well, or eat decent food. All their money goes to holding onto the car.
Yay.
That’s why I used to carry whiteboard markers in my bag. That would have been a perfect opportunity to write (backwards) on the windscreen: “You can afford lessons in how to park your ugly Mercedes.”
Mind you, I’ve parked like that at shopping centres and other places but it was in the middle of the day and NO other traffic around and I was back in five seconds.