Not For The Faint Of Nose

Any 8 year old kid will tell you the funniest thing in the world is a public fart.

Any wife will tell you the worst thing in the world in the world is a bed fart.

Any guy will tell you the most satsifying thing in the world is a well executed fart.

And now here’s the science of the fart. You can help the world learn more about the fart – don’t let all that gas go to waste – fill out The Great Fart Survey, it’s the least you can do.