Conversations With Rae

Rae and I talk all the time but the most entertaining chats I have with her are when she is asleep.

Last night.

Rae : “Put some pants on.”
Tony : “Okay, why?”
R : “They’re here.”
T : “Who is here?”
R : “Hurry up, put your pants on.”
T : “I do have pants on.”
R : “No they’re only boxers.”
T : “Okay, I’ve put pants on. Who is here?”
R : “The monkeys.”
T : “The monkeys?”
R : “The flying monkeys that are taking us to Kansas.”

Then followed a long list of muttered names, only two of which I could pick out – Michael Jordan and Yoda.