I say, I say, I say!
Got my gag Groucho glasses on, and now I’ve got some jokes for you.
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says “dam”
A jump-lead walks into a bar. The barman says “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”
Two aerials meet on a roof, fall in love get married. The ceremony wasn’t much but the reception was brilliant.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”
Two fish are in a tank One says to the other “I’ll man the guns, you drive”
Two elephants walk off a cliff…. boom boom!
Thank you! Thank you! You’ve been a wonderful audience!!! I’ll be back here next week.
February 14th, 2006 at 10:23 pm
Ah, funny guy eh!
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don’t know.
Oh, Captain Spaulding!
February 15th, 2006 at 1:43 pm
*LMAO*
Classic.
February 15th, 2006 at 3:41 pm
Heheheh too funny. :-p
March 10th, 2006 at 12:11 pm
Love your humour, Bert! (especially the fish in the tank joke! *LOL*)