Maternity what??
Went into Pumpkin Patch today. Fantastic staff and service. Cannot fault them. Asked if they had any maternity tights. Yunno, opaque tights that I can wear over the belly. Normal ones just don’t seem to go round comfy like anymore.
“Hmmm…” She frowns. “I’ll just find out for you”. Turns to her colleague and asks.
Her colleague looks puzzled “Maternity tarts??”
I’d like to see that!

March 18th, 2005 at 2:15 pm
Hee hee. I think maternity tarts would be better than your average tarts…
March 22nd, 2005 at 9:50 am
*LMAO* I’d personally like to know how one wears materinity tarts?