Ah Bert, You Have So Much To Learn
We’re out of milk this morning, just enough for the kid’s breakfast.
“I’m just popping to the supermarket to get some milk so I can have a coffee” says dad.
“But dad, you don’t need coffee".” says Bert.
Ah son, you’ll learn one day.
That’s like saying I don’t need nail polish. Or beads. Or chocolate.