Remember Linda Blair in The Exorcist? No, not that scene, or that one - the one with the torrents of pea soup?

Welcome to the Malloy household.

Bert’s had it, Rae has it, Phee and I aren’t going near either of them without a full hazmat suit on. Maybe we should daub a huge ‘ER’ (for Excorist Re-enactment) on our front door to warn people off. To make sure I don’t succumb I’m thinking of sleeping in the cubby house tonight.